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If you know what I mean....

I'm sure you know the very famous "Chee Soon something", you know, that fella who always talk alot, especially infront of angmoh press; crying foul at everything the gahment does and making alot of speeches when he's overseas? Well, I suppose the gahment really can't wait to be rid of him but since he's still cizizen and I think, still pay taxes hor, cannot do anything leh.

Try having someone like that around you - try all you must to cut ties but still there's some invisible link somehow because this bugger still pay up some "taxes". Want to wipe out, cannot wipe out, very jialat! A bit like constipation you know, push very very hard, but still stuck there halfway.....argh...hhh!!!

Anyway, like that Chee Soon something, this kind of people, very good at making up drama-mama stories.

"Aiyah, you know hor, that char-bo very jialat one, potong all my money hor, until I got no money to eat you know"
"Huh, you poor thing!"
"Yah lor, I have to pay my condo rent, pay for my new car, buy food for my wo-wo dog, give money to the three dinosaurs, where got money to eat"
"Never mind lah, you can share food with your wo-wo dog what. Anyway, dog food very premium one leh, maybe got KOBE beef also."
"????"

"Why you like wo-wo dog so much meh?"
"Hee-hee! You don't know ah, very good one, can attract those don't know anything char-bo. They see wo-wo only, they always say hello one."

Don't Know Anything Char-bo: "Eh, this wo-wo so cute one, whaz he name huh?"
"Ah Meng."
"Huh? like the one in the zoo ah?"
"Something like that lah but better. You go zoo must pay $12, this one no need lah. Just free free come and say hello and I blanjah you makan, want or not?"
"Hee....hee, then whaz your name?"
"Zhang Lang"
"Huh, COCKROACH????"

What cockroach? You don't got eyes no see Orr-EEE-ORR! This cockroach got microscopic brain one ok! Can make up very fancy story to even fool lawyer.

"Why you don't let people use your car?"
"Don't want lah, always quarrel quarrel with me."
Actual meaning: "Cannot lah, wait scratch my new car, how?"

"Really meh? Got kanna scratch before huh?"

"Don't believe, go check with mata lah!"

"Hello mata, this car got accident record or not?"
"Umm... yes -
1) 19xx - kissed the backside of a very very important Army Major, fine $xxx. Cockroach
2) 19xx - challenge another car on ECP, fine $xxx. Cockroach
3) 19xx - someone kissed cockroach backside. Repair $xxx. Cockroach

"Eh, how come all Cockroach, not so and so meh..... ???"

Aiyah, why did God create "Delete" button but forgot about the "Empty Dustbin" function?
Delete, delete, delete but still there.......

posted by Adultnudes @ 4:50 AM